a rise...arise...ARISE

WARNING!!! THIS IS A FASHION/ART POST...

doesn't Arise Magazine have thee dopest covers EVER!!!!! (it wasn't really a question).









inside the DOPENESS continues...

The Steph Jones Moment...

and what??? what you gon' do?? yeah i said it...steph jones is the new hottie with a body that i'm crushing on.

its so sad this thing i have for freckles on blk ppl..just sad. but seriously Steph is adorable and he seems like a nice guy. i mean he dated a virgin, don't get much sweeter than that.

breath him in, hold...gently spit out. hold again because as adorable as he is, i don't see this crush lasting too long.

TOP 8 BRANDON'S

women swirlers need love too.

for those that love the milky white (insert dirty thought here), here are some "good" brandon choices (and yes, the ladies get more because...*shrugs* more options i guess).

8) COLIN FARRELL



7) JOHNNY DEPP (can't have colin without Johnny)

there aren't a lot of stock Johnny photos where he doesn't look like a pirate.



6) JASON SEGEL (its something about him)



5) JARED LETO (jordan catalano)



4) TRAVS (travis barker and travis mccoy/no he's not; yes he is)





3) MICKEY ROURKE (shut your mouth, love me some Mickey Rourke...love him; maybe it was just ironman 2)



2)RUSSELL BRAND (russell could definitely get it)



1) BRAD "MUTHA FUCKIN" PITT (just waiting for Angelina to bow out gracefully)



HONORABLE MENTION: paul walker (he doesn't get his name in caps)




after doing the intial post, i realized a few things:

-- i have a thing for brunettes with blue eyes.
-- paul walker is hot as shit and might be tied for #3 with Mickey Rourke
-- where the hell is colin farrell now??
-- top #1 becky and brandon are both well-known swirlers.

PSA: Rosa Acosta

Every once in a while we have to step away from fashion and discuss other things...ya know, so we dont become jaded :)

just little fyi's for you to see. our first ever PSA is Rosta Acosta.




and she's also a ballerina *tears*


(yeah i don't know what she said but i love "models" that look good in and out of clothes. she gives face a little too, dont she??!?!)


ladies, before you frown, let this be motivation. and if i said it once, i've said it a million times: if she's bad, she's bad. and i'm going to let you know when youre bad WERK MISS ROSA ACOSTA, YOU BAD!!!!! lol

Eye Candy/Mind Fuck: Leann Amos

since everyone uses the term "eye candy" i decided to call them mind fucks (for obvious and not-so-obvious reasons).

i think women are beautiful and, as a non-hating female, i can celebrate a womans beauty and share it with others...plus i need more male followers, so here is some eye can...excuse me, here is the mind fuck of the week: LEANN AMOS

Why she's a mind fuck: she's not only a "model" but she does 'net interviews and has a youtube channel blah blah blah...she's not a total airhead.

Why i like her: she's thick, looks good in or out of clothes, looks adorable with short or long hair...WERK!!!!

The Chris Brown Moment

It was a beautiful Memorial service yesterday for Michael Jackson, absolutely beautiful and more fulfilling than that coonery BET put together but i felt like it could have used something....whats that u say: CHRIS BROWN??

oh yes, MA BOO!!! he wouldve ripped that memorial up as well as the BET Awards but they won't let him. i do agree the memorial service was not the place for him to make a "comeback" but HUBBIE loves michael so much, why won't they let him pay his respects...why won't they let him be great DAMMIT!!!!

thats ok boo...you can be great right here, in mama's lap...i mean on BSM (then mama's lap).

the above clip is from 2006 so chris has had 3 yrs to perfect his skills and i know for a fact he wouldve killed it on the dance, MJ style on BET. (sorry its a little grainy but you get the point, he's great)

My Faves: mickey d's and pharrell

yeah i know its hella old but it makes me laugh every time i see it (plus i LOVE me some pharrell).

I told yall i'm going to video you to death so get ready...

The Chris Brown Moment

so for your viewing pleasure here is the video clip that set it off for me and chris (and yes there is a me and chris, shut your mouth)...omg, I feel 13 again. anywho, the boy's got skills. breath him in, let it marinate and then spit him out...

btw, i figured out how to show videos now so be prepared...you've been warned.

New Obsession: The Chris Brown Moment

Alright, shut up!!! i know...he beat barbado rhi, he's slandering her reputation, blah blah...and i still like him.

So, not only does he have the features i like in a man (freckles, slender, tall, thick eyebrows/hair...i like what i like) but MaBoo Chris is really talented. He can act, dance, and sing a lil somethin. I don't really like to go into the whole domestic abuse, "chrihanna-gate" thing but i will say this (coming from a jamaican family) caribbean women can be fiesty (hit a nigg upside the head fiesty) and thats it, all i'ma say with a hint of *side eye*

Moving along...as i perused youtube one evening, wait, the way i stumbled upon this may give you lol's...i was watching the specTACKY "rebuttal" video, for the first fuckery of a dance tape. off to the side were more vids of pure fuckery and i spent about 45 mins watching boys gyrating to random music...it wasn't as fun as i was anticipating.

so after a while "take you down" by MaBoo surfaced and i figured "hell you watched these clowns gyrate for 45 mins, give Chris a shot." i'm glad i did...that boy has moves. when i figure out some blogging things (post a vid, change the background, add some shit), i'm going to post the vid that got me we-...entertained by MaBoo. for such a young man, he seems so...experienced. yes, he is younger than me, and yes i feel like an old hag lusting after some young boy but...jeez, chris takes me back to the days of hanging krisskross posters on my wall and watching marky mark pelvic thrust in the "good vibrations" video...so flustered and hot, i like that feeling.

in terms of eye candy for the ladies, there isn't much for a girl like me...i'm a little bit of andre3000/pharrell williams/travis from gym class heros...if they could roll that into one dude, i would...well, lets just say thats what i like. today the dream, ne-ho, and pleasure p (puh-leez) are singing sweet NOTHINGS in my ear and causing tramatization to my eyes, who else am i supposed to look at?? scroll up, look @ him again (i'll give you a sec). picture that whispering "can i take you down" in your crusty ear...i'm getting hot just thinking about it.

i'm not going into a whole "thing" about my new obsession but ima keep his 15 mins togetha!!!! he will live on bsm.com until i say its OVA, ya hear me?? no, but seriously, i'm going to keep posting him so i have an excuse to download his pics and a place to repeatedly view said pics without being ashamed.

as we've done before and will continue to do...breath him in and spit him out.

Teyanna Taylor...dom purrr-fect

Keeping in line with the talently-challenged, i'd like to introduce my lesbian crush Teyanna Taylor; the reason why my hoes need lips.

I'm not going to say anything...just wanna post her cause she's HAUTE...breath her in, spit her out.

One question: is she old enough for me to be lusting?? its a journey, work with me.