Tuesday, June 16, 2009

New Obsession: The Chris Brown Moment



Alright, shut up!!! i know...he beat barbado rhi, he's slandering her reputation, blah blah...and i still like him.


So, not only does he have the features i like in a man (freckles, slender, tall, thick eyebrows/hair...i like what i like) but MaBoo Chris is really talented. He can act, dance, and sing a lil somethin. I don't really like to go into the whole domestic abuse, "chrihanna-gate" thing but i will say this (coming from a jamaican family) caribbean women can be fiesty (hit a nigg upside the head fiesty) and thats it, all i'ma say with a hint of *side eye*


Moving along...as i perused youtube one evening, wait, the way i stumbled upon this may give you lol's...i was watching the specTACKY "rebuttal" video, for the first fuckery of a dance tape. off to the side were more vids of pure fuckery and i spent about 45 mins watching boys gyrating to random music...it wasn't as fun as i was anticipating.


so after a while "take you down" by MaBoo surfaced and i figured "hell you watched these clowns gyrate for 45 mins, give Chris a shot." i'm glad i did...that boy has moves. when i figure out some blogging things (post a vid, change the background, add some shit), i'm going to post the vid that got me we-...entertained by MaBoo. for such a young man, he seems so...experienced. yes, he is younger than me, and yes i feel like an old hag lusting after some young boy but...jeez, chris takes me back to the days of hanging krisskross posters on my wall and watching marky mark pelvic thrust in the "good vibrations" video...so flustered and hot, i like that feeling.
in terms of eye candy for the ladies, there isn't much for a girl like me...i'm a little bit of andre3000/pharrell williams/travis from gym class heros...if they could roll that into one dude, i would...well, lets just say thats what i like. today the dream, ne-ho, and pleasure p (puh-leez) are singing sweet NOTHINGS in my ear and causing tramatization to my eyes, who else am i supposed to look at?? scroll up, look @ him again (i'll give you a sec). picture that whispering "can i take you down" in your crusty ear...i'm getting hot just thinking about it.


i'm not going into a whole "thing" about my new obsession but ima keep his 15 mins togetha!!!! he will live on bsm.com until i say its OVA, ya hear me?? no, but seriously, i'm going to keep posting him so i have an excuse to download his pics and a place to repeatedly view said pics without being ashamed.
as we've done before and will continue to do...breath him in and spit him out.

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