UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!!!!!!

BarbieScumManifesto is UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!!!!!

We will reconvene @ a later date (soon, very soon).

Be prepared for FASHION n INTRIGUE!!!!!!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!

Eye Candy/Mind Fuck: Leann Amos

since everyone uses the term "eye candy" i decided to call them mind fucks (for obvious and not-so-obvious reasons).

i think women are beautiful and, as a non-hating female, i can celebrate a womans beauty and share it with others...plus i need more male followers, so here is some eye can...excuse me, here is the mind fuck of the week: LEANN AMOS

Why she's a mind fuck: she's not only a "model" but she does 'net interviews and has a youtube channel blah blah blah...she's not a total airhead.

Why i like her: she's thick, looks good in or out of clothes, looks adorable with short or long hair...WERK!!!!

Boredom Randomness

this is going to be the EXTRA RANDOM post, you have been warned...my boss left and i'm bored with twitter so i figured why not blog...i don't have shit to write about and i don't feel like dedicating my blog to "the manual" AKA finding your ass a mate (it will resume later) so, here we are.

u get to enjoy the chaos that is my mind.

first...i'm so tired of telling people about j*davey but i'm going to tell u people ONE MORE TIME. if u don't know about them "kill ur ears," well technically they are already dying cause youve deprived them for so long without j*davey.

i can't describe the sound. they don't have a specific look...they just are. miss jack davey says all the nasty shit i wanna say to...different people (Chris Brown included).

Division Of Joy - J*DaVeY

so thats the song that started it all for me.

more random shit... so i've been rocking diorshow mascara since back when myspace was HAWT (thats a long time) and i decided to change it up, because i get bored and like to spend $$. after doing a little research i decided to give Yves Staint Laurent MASCARA VOLUME EFFET FAUX CILS a try...ladies and queens, we have a winner.

the rundown on this wand is it gives the same effects of diorshow, less trailer trash cake up (youre lying if u say diorshow didn't give u that "broke down stripper" look sometimes). my lashes are long, BLACK, and soft. here's the link to make your purchase (ysl, send my ad royalties in the mail): http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P218400

more randomness...

i started drinking chlorophyll again, to cleanse my inside but i'll make an official post about that later.

My baby daddy (chris brown, as if u didn't know) made the wrong shirt choice for his apology video.

i'm a virgo.

i kinda have a twitter crush.

i think its sexy common likes dark skin chicks.

i think its unsexy that other fellas don't.

i still watch amen, martin and living single...i don't watch bet (only for tiny and toya, don't judge me).

more j*davey:

Let It Bleed - J*Davey

8 Thick Interlude - J*Davey

Dana La Rock, is the new new LOL, check her out:

C.R.U.S.H.E.R - Dana La Rock!

The Chris Brown Moment

It was a beautiful Memorial service yesterday for Michael Jackson, absolutely beautiful and more fulfilling than that coonery BET put together but i felt like it could have used something....whats that u say: CHRIS BROWN??

oh yes, MA BOO!!! he wouldve ripped that memorial up as well as the BET Awards but they won't let him. i do agree the memorial service was not the place for him to make a "comeback" but HUBBIE loves michael so much, why won't they let him pay his respects...why won't they let him be great DAMMIT!!!!

thats ok boo...you can be great right here, in mama's lap...i mean on BSM (then mama's lap).

the above clip is from 2006 so chris has had 3 yrs to perfect his skills and i know for a fact he wouldve killed it on the dance, MJ style on BET. (sorry its a little grainy but you get the point, he's great)

The Manual: Getting What u Want

I'm on twitter today and noticed a very serious debate going on.

what caught my attention was a woman saying "all men cheat." this spiraled into a back and forth and what got me to speak up was men were saying that all women "fall in love" after sex, where as men are more apt to casual sex, no attachments. *sigh*

I'm assuming these were cavemen talking. However, i will use this concept as a segway into "The Manual: getting what u want."

its cute that men think that all women need is a little dick in their lives, and i have often said "damn that bitter hoe needs some dick," but the reality of it is: we both need each other.

that is lesson/exercise one: ALWAYS KEEP IN MIND MEN AND WOMEN NEED EACH OTHER. with this knowledge you are able to never have to feel like you need him or her to complete you. just as bad as you want them, they want u.

with this knowledge you can also obtain confidence in knowing that he/she may not want you but someone who is finer, nicer, more educated, etc will want you. make sense, i hope so...we're moving on.

it's so important to know your self-worth in order to obtain not only healthy relationships but to be more successful, well received and just an all around better person.

lets be straight: confidence does not equal cocky.

confidence=i love who i am and am ok if you don't love me because i will always have self-love.
cocky= i love who i am, why don't you love me?? you should, i'm great.

see the difference??

confidence is like a new hairstyle or cut, people take notice. and when u love yourself people can't help but to notice. its unbelievably easy to show self love and it only takes a few seconds and the gestures are sooo simple:

smile

take care of your appearance

laugh

love

thats it!!!

smile- its a scientific fact (not really, shut up) that smiling reads as joy and pleasure to others. you can't bag a mate mean mugging (for those that don't speak slang: you can't find a mate with a mean expression upon thy face)...invite opportunity your way by smiling, SHOW OFF YOUR JOY AND PLEASURE to others.

take care of your appearance- take care of what you got, whether its kmart or cavalli. keep in mind the way you take care of yourself is the type of person your going to attract. so u havent had a line up in two months and u look like wolf-man jack, don't be surprised if u get a broke down raggamuffin...NINJA, U LOOK BROKE DOWN TOO!!!! ladies, youre a size 14 (triple d) and have on a midriff and leggings, don't be surprised if u get a man asking "how much??" YOU LOOK LIKE A HOE!!! i can't stress enough, you don't have to have designer gear or mac make-up. find a look that fits you, rock it with confidence...take care of it with patience.

laugh- i hate to see people try to contain their laughter. if somethings funny, LAUGH...it burns calories. it also invites people to share in your joy. sidenote: i had a friend in middle school whose laughter was contagious. every time she laughed, i couldn't help but laugh and we would sit on the phone for hours laughing at nothing...and it was fun. when is the last you laughed really hard??

love-LADIES LADIES LADIES, this is for you...men don't like hating ass females. stop mugging pretty women, stop dissing a chick cause she got knock off laboutins (even though that is a travesty within itself)...if she's bad, say she's bad. it makes you look better in the long run. the classic scenario is a group of men and women sitting around "discussing" and when a pretty chick is named all the females have something negative to say: "i heard she's a hoe," "you know thats not her real hair," "somebody said she fucked to get that bag." SO WHAT!!!!! be a trendsetter and say something nice. its good karma on you, u stand out from the crowd and a "good" man will see the "good" in you...get it?? a "good" man...cause they're only attracted to "good" women.

fellas, if youre hating on another dude u just look gay to females, thats it...point done. also, stop being so negative. your heart cannot receive love if it doesn't believe in love. stop burdening others with how fucked up you are and focus on how good you are cause "good" people are only attracted to other "good" people.

i can't stress enough how easy it is to get what u want from following such simple guidelines...but what's uber is they work for more than just relationships, it makes for a healthier, happier way of life.

Next: The Manual: Keeping What You Got

The Manual: Letting Go

so my friend asked me to blog about "the players manual" LOL. not sure what to say however i will discuss a few relationship "challenges," how to confront these challenges, and hopefully how to have a decent relationship.

First, lets discuss letting go...

some of u ninjas and ninjettes swear youre going to make it work/happen with someone when in reality you need to let it go.

exercise: lets all pull out our phones (crackberry in my case) and go through the text messages. do you have three or more messages to the same person, without receiving a response?? LET IT GO!!!

we have ALL been there before...stressing over someone who isn't stressing over us but we have to be aware of when to let go.

exercise 2: you call, get three rings and then goes straight to voicemail...LET IT GO.

there is something deep down telling you, "they don't really fuck with me" quit ignoring that muthafucker and listen...that is called intuition.

exercise 3: your friends tell you to let it go...LET IT GO.

you know who your hating ass friends are and you know who your ride or die friends are...if ride or die is telling you to drop that zero and find yourself a hero, take heed. they are outsiders looking in, and a real friend does not want to see another friend playing themselves.

then there are some of you that got the one you were chasing but something just aint right...

its really hard to identify when to let go when you already "think" you have the one you want.

exercise 1: the last 4 weekends you were home alone and your "other" was out living it up...

exercise 2: you don't know when "other" gets paid but they know when you get paid...

exercise 3: their phone is a forbidden territory to you.

the hard part with letting go in a "relationship" is deciphering whether you need to let it go or try to work on things. all three exercises are grounds to let go only AFTER you have discussed your concerns with "other" and no resolution has been made. YOU CANNOT expect for people to know where youre coming from if they don't know where youre at. communication can make that happen.

PART TWO: getting what you want

the BET awards: WORST

this is the post where i express my disappointment in some of my favorite celebs (estelle) for missing the mark completely...for them, here is my web address (frankiebaby3000@yahoo.com). I can help, and the first event is on the house.

1st, lets discuss Estelle: WHY WHY WHY??? i love her so but who dresses her and in particular who dressed her this evening?? and will someone PLEASE style her hair. she has the shape of a good haircut but its so poorly executed *sigh* and i love her sooo much.

2nd, Ne-ho's fiance: don't know the chick but she looked so hood with neon yellow/green "highlights," then she ever so politely attacked my eyes with a capri onesie delicately covered with a chunky RAVE belt (WTDTA)

3rd, Lil Mama: she rarely hits it on the mark with me but this shit right hurr, THIS SHIT RIGHT HURR...UH UH. she is another chick that needs a stylist STAT. her and ne-ho's fiance both committed the same fashion felony with inappropriate "highlight" pieces and chunky RAVE belts.

i never understood how these artist (or wives of said artists), who have a little bit of cash, can somtimes look so cheap and not put together. there really shouldn't be an excuse when attending events such as award shows.

what is so hilarious about the "fiance" and lil mama is that all the red carpet photos i've seen of them, theyre posing like their 'fits are so ON but IMO theyre quite off, drastically off.