You're a Jump-Off...

Lets talk about Jump-Offs...

Some of us like to fake like we don't know when we're a j/o or participating in j/o activities, but its 2009, lets be true to ourselves.

Fellas (if yall reading me), ALL females are someone's jumpoff...ALL. I hate when males say they want a female that aint out there...well, sounds like you're doing your searching in a convent cause even "virgin valerie" was someone's late night booty tease @ one point.

What?? How can you say that?? My girl was a virgin when she met me?? LMAO!!!!! SO!!!!!!

If you're a female, virgin, older than 21...i'm going to assume you've sucked a dick, jerked a dick, rubbed on a dick (with or without panties), and maybe even let the head in and then changed your mind.

A dude has tried (probably many) to tap that ass and although you may not have fully done the horizontal polka...you both had a good time (wink wink).

Fellas (if yall reading me) virgins can be jump-offs. Nobody may have gotten 10 consecutive pumps but she has been called after the club for a bj and/or hand job on occasion. She may have been caught up in the club bathroom grinding on your johnson in her draws (shut up, don't judge nobody).

lets repeat...EVERY GIRL IS SOMEONES JUMP-OFF.

Ladies, your asking yourself "how do I know if I'm a jump off" *sigh* (side eye and a "bitch please")...

Your a jump off if:

• You werent invited to go the club but were invited to his house after the club.
  


• You don't have to get dressed to go out cause you don't go anywhere but to his house.
  


• He doesn't call before 12 am.
  


• McDonalds/Wendys/7-11 is yall spot.
  


• You've never seen him in anything other than a beater and sweats.
  


• You've heard the line "right after this game." (I think every woman has heard this LOL)
  


• He tried to hook you up with his brother/room-mate/cousin/any friend.
  


• Valentines Day and Christmas are just another day for yall.
  


• He gives you a speech about how you're NOT the jump off.
  

The list could go on but most of you already know, or are crying cause the truth hurts. Either way, if you answered yes to any of these questions...YOU'RE A JUMP OFF.

The plus is it's 2009...know your role and make it a goal to do better.

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