TOP 8 BRANDON'S

women swirlers need love too.

for those that love the milky white (insert dirty thought here), here are some "good" brandon choices (and yes, the ladies get more because...*shrugs* more options i guess).

8) COLIN FARRELL



7) JOHNNY DEPP (can't have colin without Johnny)

there aren't a lot of stock Johnny photos where he doesn't look like a pirate.



6) JASON SEGEL (its something about him)



5) JARED LETO (jordan catalano)



4) TRAVS (travis barker and travis mccoy/no he's not; yes he is)





3) MICKEY ROURKE (shut your mouth, love me some Mickey Rourke...love him; maybe it was just ironman 2)



2)RUSSELL BRAND (russell could definitely get it)



1) BRAD "MUTHA FUCKIN" PITT (just waiting for Angelina to bow out gracefully)



HONORABLE MENTION: paul walker (he doesn't get his name in caps)




after doing the intial post, i realized a few things:

-- i have a thing for brunettes with blue eyes.
-- paul walker is hot as shit and might be tied for #3 with Mickey Rourke
-- where the hell is colin farrell now??
-- top #1 becky and brandon are both well-known swirlers.

The Amber Rose Moment: Farewell Edition

It seems that Amber doesn't need my help...since my Amber Rose Moment posts I have seen her on every gossip site imaginable (really only 3, but still).

Her 15 are still going strong, so this is the last Amber Rose post I will be doing...unless she decides to follow me on twitter (twitter.com/frankbarbie). I can't keep up with her and 'ye, the shopping at my favorite store (american apparel)...the bday party...friends with uncle russ, and when youre friends with uncle russ you don't need little peons trying to boost your celebrity...uncle russ=celebrity.

From now on i'm channeling my Amber Rose energy to a new subject. Some of you will judge, some will hate but i want all of you to know: THIS IS MY DAMN SITE, I DO WHAT I WANT!!!!! ok, i'm done...lets take one more deep breath of the HAUTENESS that is Amber Rose and for the last time spit her out...(salty lesbian tears)

Stay tuned for my new obsession...

The Amber Rose Moment

So as quickly as i posted about keeping Amber Rose in the spotlight, she appeared...

now its only fitting that i give you an update.

THERE IS NO AMBER AND CASSIDY, tis all.

No really, she said she only met him once and doesn't know what he's talking about...she called uncle russ to complain (via globalgrind):

"She has dreams and aspirations that she doesn’t want ruined by innuendo and games played by others. So, one thing she wants to make clear, that Russ believes is true, that she does not know Cassidy…especially since Cassidy has already come out publicly and admitted to not knowing her. Although she has no interest in addressing this directly, she does want the world to know the details about Cassidy…”she met him once at a softball game and that’s it.”

Oddly enough, as I read the above, Justin Timberlake's "cry me a river" played in my mind...simultaneously of course.

The Amber Rose Moment

I LOVE AMBER ROSE!!! (she's another lesbian crush, shut up don't judge me)

I am determined to keep her 15 mins alive so every week or so i have decided to dedicate a post to her where-abouts and what she's doing (until I get bored and decide to find a new obsession which happens frequently)...as of now she's doing nothing but i'ma still post her.

Most recently Cassidy (short and sexy is what i like to call him) jumped out there on EGO west. Here's the verse Cass dropped in regards to the saga that is AmberR and EGO west:

“I f*cked ya girl on D-low, cause I’m that nigga and I got a bigger ego. For free yo, I let her climb on the tree yo. now she with me yo, so adios amigo. No you ain’t big as me yo. So when I hit , she said my d*ck too big, fat, wide, and thick. What I was born with is enormous, when I try to fit, she holler like ‘you got a big ego, AGH SHIT!’ And that’s why she on my d*ck, cause I got a huge ego, I’m a hero. I save the day, it’s L-O-V-E yo, she never felt that way ’till she started fucking with me yo. I took her from you like D-bo, ’cause your ass always had her going to bed mad like Ne-Yo”.”

Yeah, there weren't any names mentioned in the verse except for Ne-ho (gross) but i'm going to feed into the hype and say it was about MA BOO to promote her spotlight/shine. Plus, word on the street is she and Cass are dating and Cass is being encouraged to keep coming @ EGO to get back in the spotlight (its been a while since "drink and my 2 step"). I think her and Tiffany made a cuter couple but what I say doesn't matter to her (yet).

Pause...(scrolling back up) Tiffany got a purdi mouth too...so all together lets breath them BOTH in, and spit them out.

Teyanna Taylor...dom purrr-fect

Keeping in line with the talently-challenged, i'd like to introduce my lesbian crush Teyanna Taylor; the reason why my hoes need lips.

I'm not going to say anything...just wanna post her cause she's HAUTE...breath her in, spit her out.

One question: is she old enough for me to be lusting?? its a journey, work with me.