Commissary (Happy Hour): Restaurant Four

Alrighty...i told you all i would find the perfect place to take the jump offs where no one will see you and you don't have to spend a lot of money. In addition you can get drunk for $20.

Drum roll please...Commissary in Dupont/Logan Circle!!!



Cuisine: American
‎Dining Style‎: (Very) Casual Dining
‎Reservations‎: who makes reservations for happy hour?? pretentious ass-holes, thats who.
‎Price Quartile‎: $
‎Parking‎: No Valet‎
Attire‎: Anything but butt nekkid-ness
‎Wine Specialty‎: happy hour wine anyone??

the skinny: i don't work too far from this spot. Uber low key, dim lighting and $4 Comi-Cado's (def didn't spell that right), Mojitos and Margaritas.

you can also eat for $4...they have chicken tenders, $2 ceasar salad ( you havent had a ceasar until youve had it with anchovies #truestory) and $3 garlic hummus w/ pita bread.

i don't know about you but i don't need much too eat when i'm drankin' so i'm good with the salad, now bring on the DRANKS!!!

this is the perfect place to take someone that you may not even like but definitely want to smush (thank you jersey shore). since it's in a trendy neighborhood, they'll think youre trendy and you can get them drunk with only $20.

My suggestion, order the Comi-Cado's, its the strongest of the happy hour drinks. the down side to this place is you have to bring your own sand to this beach. every time i've gone there was no eye candy; man or woman. a lot of couples and tired/drunk dupont workers. youre better off across the street, bagging a whole foods worker.

so how many Shakur's, HOW MANY SHAKUR'S?!?!?!

Since this is the cheapest we've gone, i'll give you a full body Shakur which is the equivalent to like a dozen plus thumbnail Shakurs :)

The Steph Jones Moment...

and what??? what you gon' do?? yeah i said it...steph jones is the new hottie with a body that i'm crushing on.

its so sad this thing i have for freckles on blk ppl..just sad. but seriously Steph is adorable and he seems like a nice guy. i mean he dated a virgin, don't get much sweeter than that.

breath him in, hold...gently spit out. hold again because as adorable as he is, i don't see this crush lasting too long.

Top 5 Becky's

Black folks love to swirl, don't they?? ...dont lie, youve thought about it.

For those that love that milky white, here is a list of "good" becky choices...

(this is in order, 5 being the lowest)

5) GWYNETH PALTROW



4) CHRISTINA HENDRICKS




3) MEGAN FOX



2) KERRY WASHINGTON (no she's not; yes she is)



1) COCO TEA (i love you bitch...i really fucking do!!)

Side Track...

did yall peep how Rhianna's been rocking the wing chain-thing I posted in March for Nikki Minaj?? #imjustsaying

i got the eye yall, i swear i do. lol

TOP 8 BRANDON'S

women swirlers need love too.

for those that love the milky white (insert dirty thought here), here are some "good" brandon choices (and yes, the ladies get more because...*shrugs* more options i guess).

8) COLIN FARRELL



7) JOHNNY DEPP (can't have colin without Johnny)

there aren't a lot of stock Johnny photos where he doesn't look like a pirate.



6) JASON SEGEL (its something about him)



5) JARED LETO (jordan catalano)



4) TRAVS (travis barker and travis mccoy/no he's not; yes he is)





3) MICKEY ROURKE (shut your mouth, love me some Mickey Rourke...love him; maybe it was just ironman 2)



2)RUSSELL BRAND (russell could definitely get it)



1) BRAD "MUTHA FUCKIN" PITT (just waiting for Angelina to bow out gracefully)



HONORABLE MENTION: paul walker (he doesn't get his name in caps)




after doing the intial post, i realized a few things:

-- i have a thing for brunettes with blue eyes.
-- paul walker is hot as shit and might be tied for #3 with Mickey Rourke
-- where the hell is colin farrell now??
-- top #1 becky and brandon are both well-known swirlers.

DOWN and OUT

I had a turbulent day @ work yesterday (not WERK but work). not only was work a mess but booski and i are beefing so my relationship IS A MESS.

"when the dog bites, when the bee stings, when i'm feeling sad...i simple just playback my favorite things and then i don't feel soooooo baaaaaaaaddddd."

below are 2 clips that ALWAYS make me laugh/smile, ENJOY!!




(there is something i really like about the song and the chick...i don't know why or what #dontjudge lol)

thanks Africa for Bangs and Die Antwoord (yes, both clips are from Africans LOL)

Boredom Randomness

this is going to be the EXTRA RANDOM post, you have been warned...my boss left and i'm bored with twitter so i figured why not blog...i don't have shit to write about and i don't feel like dedicating my blog to "the manual" AKA finding your ass a mate (it will resume later) so, here we are.

u get to enjoy the chaos that is my mind.

first...i'm so tired of telling people about j*davey but i'm going to tell u people ONE MORE TIME. if u don't know about them "kill ur ears," well technically they are already dying cause youve deprived them for so long without j*davey.

i can't describe the sound. they don't have a specific look...they just are. miss jack davey says all the nasty shit i wanna say to...different people (Chris Brown included).

Division Of Joy - J*DaVeY

so thats the song that started it all for me.

more random shit... so i've been rocking diorshow mascara since back when myspace was HAWT (thats a long time) and i decided to change it up, because i get bored and like to spend $$. after doing a little research i decided to give Yves Staint Laurent MASCARA VOLUME EFFET FAUX CILS a try...ladies and queens, we have a winner.

the rundown on this wand is it gives the same effects of diorshow, less trailer trash cake up (youre lying if u say diorshow didn't give u that "broke down stripper" look sometimes). my lashes are long, BLACK, and soft. here's the link to make your purchase (ysl, send my ad royalties in the mail): http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P218400

more randomness...

i started drinking chlorophyll again, to cleanse my inside but i'll make an official post about that later.

My baby daddy (chris brown, as if u didn't know) made the wrong shirt choice for his apology video.

i'm a virgo.

i kinda have a twitter crush.

i think its sexy common likes dark skin chicks.

i think its unsexy that other fellas don't.

i still watch amen, martin and living single...i don't watch bet (only for tiny and toya, don't judge me).

more j*davey:

Let It Bleed - J*Davey

8 Thick Interlude - J*Davey

Dana La Rock, is the new new LOL, check her out:

C.R.U.S.H.E.R - Dana La Rock!