Commissary (Happy Hour): Restaurant Four

Alrighty...i told you all i would find the perfect place to take the jump offs where no one will see you and you don't have to spend a lot of money. In addition you can get drunk for $20.

Drum roll please...Commissary in Dupont/Logan Circle!!!



Cuisine: American
‎Dining Style‎: (Very) Casual Dining
‎Reservations‎: who makes reservations for happy hour?? pretentious ass-holes, thats who.
‎Price Quartile‎: $
‎Parking‎: No Valet‎
Attire‎: Anything but butt nekkid-ness
‎Wine Specialty‎: happy hour wine anyone??

the skinny: i don't work too far from this spot. Uber low key, dim lighting and $4 Comi-Cado's (def didn't spell that right), Mojitos and Margaritas.

you can also eat for $4...they have chicken tenders, $2 ceasar salad ( you havent had a ceasar until youve had it with anchovies #truestory) and $3 garlic hummus w/ pita bread.

i don't know about you but i don't need much too eat when i'm drankin' so i'm good with the salad, now bring on the DRANKS!!!

this is the perfect place to take someone that you may not even like but definitely want to smush (thank you jersey shore). since it's in a trendy neighborhood, they'll think youre trendy and you can get them drunk with only $20.

My suggestion, order the Comi-Cado's, its the strongest of the happy hour drinks. the down side to this place is you have to bring your own sand to this beach. every time i've gone there was no eye candy; man or woman. a lot of couples and tired/drunk dupont workers. youre better off across the street, bagging a whole foods worker.

so how many Shakur's, HOW MANY SHAKUR'S?!?!?!

Since this is the cheapest we've gone, i'll give you a full body Shakur which is the equivalent to like a dozen plus thumbnail Shakurs :)